“I’m so hungry.”
“Yep, same.”
“We’re all so hungry.”
“Uh huh, yep. I saith unto ye, how many loaves or whatevs do we have?”
“Some kid gave us five loaves of bread.”
“Oh great, that’s good news. That’ll feed 5000 people.”
“C’mon, stay positive. We also rustled up a couple of fish.”
“That’s ridiculous. Shall we just eat then, leave these fellas to their devices?”
“What will they do? They are as sheep not having a shepherd.”
“I don’t know. I’ll work something out.”
“What?”
“Fuck ‘em, give me a fish sandwich.”
“Jesus!”
“Bro, c’mon. Jokes. I’ll sort something out.”
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